“@solphenduka: it shocked me too last night over the phone RT @MbaliMinajJnr : My sisters snoring is unbearable ☹!!! For a 8 year old she can sure raw gees”
@smashafrika: Let the man work up RT @TigerThebe: Work or wake RT @ObusitseSA: Nice! RT @Too_Shortz: I work up at 11:00am every Morning…
I have a full proof plan of how to keep men away from me…just start a conversation about marriage 😀
Have you heard about my plight to raise R10mil for charity? Vid here- bit.ly/X0U77I info 0214868158
Loyalty is scares on these streets – Mtrevula
“@ntsikimazwai: The unequal distribution of wealth adds 2 a LOT of racial tension in SA.When do the whites start paying repatriations?I want my wealth back!”
@GugsM: Umhlobo Wenene? “@SpokyJama: #deathby “Pesi Smash, Cape Town to nowhere”; instead of ‘Percy Sledge, Take Time To Know Her.’ :”-D”
Matters of the heart.. RT @amiimead: It would appear I have failed to learn from passed mistakes. #men #lesbian #nun
@CaliReclined: You just gon say fuck that red squiggly line? RT @SoYeahh_: There are some women that eat their own pluscenter you know, disgusting
@idale: Here here “@byronrode: Pink Floyd. Now that’s music @5FM”
;”>“@leratokganyago: Thank You! RT @RealTechnoGee: Neither the less @leratokganyago is looking hot and no she doesn’t look lyk dat … http://t.co/A877rmsrEI”
@NhlanhlaMsi: Exactly RT @JamilaBuhlalu: His what? RT @NhlanhlaMsi: Wearing his colon. I just don’t know hey.
“@lefaphele: @nealcol , you just never seize to amaze me mate. That’s a wonderful piece. Keep up the good job.”
Touché RT @FlTNESS Women don’t have enough testosterone to bulk up…strength train for lean tone muscles ladies!!
@HagenEngler LMAO!! Haven’t had this in years..hahahahaha….WOW! #hoshnongoloza
“@Arthur999_: Yup RT @ZeusGC: Minnie boasting ratings LOL “@Arthur999_: Please update me when Manchester scores, still watching #SoccerZone4Sho””
“@Flrsi: It’s “en route,” not “on route.” Please don’t make my brain cry.”
“@TaxiDriverSipho: I like toll girls, and they must have yelow bones”
“@mmmphoe: @MelBala neva bn btn by a dog but once saw gogo wakamekhelwane ekaya at Nquthu being beaten by our dog.we were all happy cz we blvd uyaloya”
“@Mngxitama: Anyone going to cape town from jhb(I have small) urgent parcel to send thru). Held a negro!”
“@ZandarVTS: The Boston lockdown is some pretty scary shit. A city of one million under polite martial law is rather unnerving.”
“@CH_Cilliers: The value of an extra “s”. This article just claimed the guests ate decadent mouse at a Tommy Hilfiger launch…”
People make fun of me for misquoting clichés, but it’s just water off a dogs back.
“@khayadlanga: “Childrwen” Ribs just twanged #cotcsa”
“@kazixaji: @SizweDhlomo plz stop….you braking my heart with this Chris talk. Even us #Teambreezy know that he is not getting up from that fall…:(”
RT @chestermissing: Ethnically? Hehehe. Freudian slip ANCWL? “@Troy_Martens: …learn ur rights bcoz many companies dont act ethnically within the law.”
“@hoodhighfashion: My mind is a blaze!!!!”
They wont be missed RT @AwkwardlyH: Elitist+ racist @canarygs: Good riddens to the joburg pride people, they did no awareness anyway”
“@Avukile: Love is also grammerless mos “@mpakie: Love is not effortless. To the contrary, love is effortful. However, no your limits.””
@ntsikimazwai: I mean REALLY- how do proudly say ‘I hav 3 kids….that I know of’- ur actually QUITE the BUFFOEN OF THE DECADE!
@GetrudeM: Cosatu’s NW solly phetoe :”they brought the country into distribute (sic)” LOL! #Guptagate
U urk me. -___- RT @TrueStory_SMC: and she better look good doing all those things RT “LootLove: She has to cook, clean, give you kids
RT @2uli: for it to to cuddle me and rub my cons RT @_Zanie: If you paid R44 000 for a bed,what would u expect?
“@NhlanhlaMsi: Its past. RT @Tlhompho: Monet neh? RT @NhlanhlaMsi: That monet when you loose the stopper for your earring. Argh *rolls eyes*”
@mrdaveyd: Theres an old saying; Leapords never change their stripes..I mean spots..Yes the Warriors got new front office, but still-They’ll trade u
“@ZaidJilani: Incite instead of insight makes this better RT @chrislhayes
An important incite about adult life: no one really knows what they’re doing.”
RT @calestous: @r343l @mem_somerville @keithkloor There are really evil people out there who splash their vile onto technology and enterprises.