This shambolically wasted American guy sails through the most complex and challenging set of drunk tests ever devised, while still being blatantly drunk.
In the process he wins over the would-be arresting officer and displays the kind of emotional intelligence unknown to generations of politicians. If our guy is this sharp when he’s drunk, we want him representing us in parliament.
Also, repartee, wordplay, a dance interlude, and pure comedy all the way through. The next time we get drunk (in a few months or so) we want to be like this guy. His drunken awesomeness is in the same league of glory as this guy.