Archive for October 22, 2012

Video: Down on the farm

How a farmer became a king! This is a proper drunken exploit that only the brave, the blessed by god, and those who know a lot about combine harvesters should attempt. We’re not trying it, but we give up full respect to this gent for doing it. Thank you, sir. […]

Stop! Drama time!

 Sometimes I’m a total drama queen. And like fellow drama queen Kanye West I bring it on myself!             As the low-rent Yeezy, I am able to sense drama opportunities approaching and optimize them for maximum dramatic impact.             For instance, if I am running low on petrol, I will […]