Archive for September 28, 2012

Video: Ladies! Have a night of sex with this guy! On Thursday!] The Indian dude in the legendary Chicken Licken “singing burger” TV ad is Sans Moonsamy. In another life he is The Love Guru Deepa, 60-year-old sexpert, lover, wife,  mother and runner-up in The Kama Sutra World Champs 1974. Guru Deepa shares her sexual knowledge and experience alongside leading sexologist  Dr Elna McIntosh in a two-hour […]

Video: Words & Music by Inspector Ras

The Near Misses – In The Movies (Live) The card-carrying Worst Band In JoburgTM, live and direct, from Smugglers, north of the Witkoppen Road psychological boundary with the far north of Jozi… As The Crow Flies My band, The Near Misses live at Jozi Studios… Angry People A poem of […]

Books by Hagen Engler

Life’s A Beach by Hagen Engler “At home people are running around screaming in Peruvian with suitcases they haven’t closed properly, so there are clothes on the floor everywhere – like everyone’s in standard eight watching porn at some guy’s house and his mom’s just got home. Big trouble. I […]

The Wednesday pants

Chip couldn’t find his tracksuit pants, and that was the start of all the trouble.             “I’m very… I need everything to be just right, you know? So when I go to gym on a Wednesday, I’ve gotta have my Wednesday pants. But I couldn’t find them.”             He stands […]