Have you got a 20 for me? In the day, it was actually Ms Pac Man that got played the most. But it all started with Pac Man. Now you can relive the 80s with a flash version of this games arcade classic. We’ve got a bunch of other seminal […]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93pA1bJbOI] The Indian dude in the legendary Chicken Licken “singing burger” TV ad is Sans Moonsamy. In another life he is The Love Guru Deepa, 60-year-old sexpert, lover, wife, mother and runner-up in The Kama Sutra World Champs 1974. Guru Deepa shares her sexual knowledge and experience alongside leading sexologist Dr Elna McIntosh in a two-hour […]
The Near Misses – In The Movies (Live) The card-carrying Worst Band In JoburgTM, live and direct, from Smugglers, north of the Witkoppen Road psychological boundary with the far north of Jozi… As The Crow Flies My band, The Near Misses live at Jozi Studios… Angry People A poem of […]
Life’s A Beach by Hagen Engler “At home people are running around screaming in Peruvian with suitcases they haven’t closed properly, so there are clothes on the floor everywhere – like everyone’s in standard eight watching porn at some guy’s house and his mom’s just got home. Big trouble. I […]
Chip couldn’t find his tracksuit pants, and that was the start of all the trouble. “I’m very… I need everything to be just right, you know? So when I go to gym on a Wednesday, I’ve gotta have my Wednesday pants. But I couldn’t find them.” He stands […]
If this blogging thing ever stops earning us so much money, we’re going to work on a construction site. All we’ll do there will be hook ourselves up to the excavator and tell our mate to swing us around like this. We may also wear a ball-box while we do […]
This appears to be some kind of deposition in a civil lawsuit between Weezy and Quincy Jones. Wayne’s utter contempt for authority figures is clear from the outset. Wayne is suing Quincy over the use of his music in the doccie following the making of Tha Carter III. Super unco-operative, […]
Initially this stage tantrum by the legendary Green Day frontman was billed as a “meltdown”, but looking at it now, we’re starting to understand a bit better. This event, iHeartRadio Music Festival, was staged by Clear Channel in Las Vegas to punt an iPhone app. The event was presented by Ryan Seacrest […]
With any luck it’ll be platform 6. Park Station is in the middle of a power failure, so the bowels of the building are cloaked in a clinging darkness. Flitting shapes of commuters pour down the subterranean causeway like miners down a shaft. I’m swept aboard the 8825. […]
Wine hasn’t looked so manly since we watched our mate Rebel down a whole bottle of it in one go in the common room and then go climb statues in his underpants. Actually it’s manlier than that. This thing even points out that real men are only afraid of “unrequited […]